As requested by the Skull Cave, here are 7 "facts" about me that may not be quite accurate:
1. I started "Frodo Lives!"
2. ...and "Clapton is God"
3.I'm the Lindberg baby. I miss my flyaway Daddy.
4.I'm working on a Man-Ape project in the basement.
5.IF I see my shadow when i wake up, it scares the shit out of me and i sleep for 6 more minutes
6.I sometimes star in adult film under the stage name "Lance Boyle"
7.I'm a robot. I'm a goddamned robot.